Refund Policy

Full Refund Policy for all purchases on FreezeW1ck.online

1. No Refunds. Ever.
We do not offer refunds for any product or service. If you buy it, you own it.

2. You clicked. You paid. You confirmed.
That wasn’t an accident. That was commitment.

3. Digital = Final.
All digital sales are final. This includes courses, music, downloads, access codes, and game content.

4. Physical Merch? No take-backs.
Every merch item is made fresh and final. Unless your package was actually set on fire, we ain't takin' it back.

5. "Accidental Purchase" ain't a thing.
If your dog, grandma, baby cousin, or ghost clicked 'Buy,' that's still on you.

6. Freeze W1ck don’t do take-backs.
This is a movement, not a mall.

7. "Didn’t mean to subscribe" = Still subscribed.
You can cancel anytime, but refunds ain't retroactive.

8. You watched the content? That’s use.
Accessing any part of the course means you accepted the value.

9. Shipping delays? That’s not a refund-worthy apocalypse.
We ship as fast as we can, but we don’t control mailmen.

10. You filed a chargeback? You banned.
We got anti-clown software. You gone.

11. You read this policy AFTER purchasing? L.

12. "I didn't like the content" isn't a legal reason.
You paid to experience W1ck, not to like it.

13. Emotional damage is not grounds for refund.
That’s growth. Welcome to the pain dojo.

14. You opened the package? That’s yours now.

15. Your little brother bought it? Train him to be a Top G.

16. No refunds for used stickers, unwrapped CDs, or worn merch.

17. You ain’t getting your crypto back either.

18. You requested a refund with a meme? That meme’s ours now.

19. We screenshot every transaction.
Receipts stay colder than your ex.

20. If you refund, you owe Freeze W1ck a handwritten apology.

21. You downloaded something? That’s permanent.

22. You bought it for someone else? That makes you a gift-giver. Own it.

23. Our site glitched and charged twice? Only then, maybe. Contact us within 48 hours.

24. We are not Amazon. We are not Target. We are Freeze Gang.

25. "My cousin dared me to buy it" ain't valid.

26. You agreed to this policy by checking out. That makes it binding.

27. You leaked our shit? Legal team inbound. Refund denied.

28. All sales are processed in USD. We are not responsible for exchange fees.

29. Any bonuses you unlocked are revoked if you try to refund.

30. You tried to finesse us? Enjoy your blacklist.

31. Your subscription didn't cancel? Contact us before it renews, not after.

32. Missed a drop or bonus? That’s on you. Not refundable.

33. You joined just to screenshot stuff? That's theft.

34. If we catch you duplicating content, legal action is coming.

35. Once it leaves our hands, it’s yours. No warranty implied unless stated.

36. Orders lost by the carrier? We'll help you file a claim, not issue a refund.

37. Refund requests sent through social media DMs will be ignored.

38. If we ban you, that’s final. No refund. No appeal.

39. You made a mistake? That’s called a lesson.

40. You ain’t slick. We see all attempts to abuse the system.

41. If you cancel monthly, your access ends when the month ends. No prorate.

42. You subscribed on accident? Happens once. Still not refundable.

43. If you use leaked cards, we report it immediately.

44. You didn’t read the description? That’s not our problem.

45. You say you didn’t know it was final sale? Scroll up.

46. You mad? Good. That means you care.

47. Your mom can’t get your money back either.

48. Chargebacks = Digital execution. Your account dies instantly.

49. Your merch didn’t fit? Trade with a friend.

50. You say it was too expensive? Then why'd you click buy?

51. All prices are transparent. We don't do trick pricing.

52. Freeze Gang don’t whine. We win.

53. Refund requests sent with bad grammar get auto-denied.

54. You can upgrade from monthly to lifetime. That’s the only payment change we allow.

55. Limited editions are final final. Once sold, never returned.

56. If you think this policy is too long, you ain’t ready for W1ckMind.

57. We might laugh at refund requests internally. Just sayin'.

58. Want a refund? Write us a poem about why. Still denied.

59. If you threaten to sue over $10, go ahead. Our lawyers are icy.

60. This policy is legally binding and updated as needed.

61. Submitting payment = Acceptance of all 69 sections.

62. You ain’t the first to ask. You won’t be the last. Still denied.

63. Refunds disrupt the Freeze Economy. That’s treason.

64. Every purchase helps fund more Freeze. Don’t sabotage the mission.

65. We have receipts. We have timestamps. We are ready.

66. It’s not personal. It’s policy.

67. W1ckMind builds warriors. Not refund beggars.

68. Still think you deserve a refund? Nah. But thanks for playing.

69. Final Section. Final answer. No refunds.

Need help? Contact us at freezew1ck@freezew1ck.online if your issue is legit (like duplicate charges, failed delivery, etc). But if it's about a refund? You already know.)

Freeze Gang Forever.